The TP Army?
“Toilet Paper for Two Percent!”
We are the TP Army.
We are a spiritual-world army, but with physical-world strength. We represent the next generation’s army of men, but led by women. We fight with ONLY words, but words are more powerful then weapons.
“2% MAX RATE”
Welcome to the TP Army.
The Poor need YOU! Become a General (Women) or a Corporal (Men), or just learn more…
One simple question…
Do you “think” all bank interest rates should be rolled back to a 2% MAX RATE?
– Yes? Join the TP army.
– No? Learn more.
Every 30 days, or every time the moon passes, the world’s people line up like robots to make our ritual “interest payments” to the banks. And we are good robots, we will make exactly 12 interest payments this following year.
The Problem?
The poor pay up to 28% interest… and the rich pay only 1%.
Why not a straight 2%?
This will keep trillions of dollars with the poor.
Do you “think” all bank interest rates should be rolled back to a 2% MAX RATE?
Join our TP Army.
Army of Men…
(Corporals)
Led by Women!
(Generals)
Recruit for the TP Army!
WOMEN LEADERS!
Free T-Shirt and Toilet Paper!
Are you a leader? Become a TP Army General!
Free T-Shirt and Toilet Paper! ($30 value!)
Women! Become the face of the TP Army! You are our leaders.
You will be in good company…
MALE LEADERS!
Women will never rule the world without your help. Join the TP Army.
Free T-Shirt and Toilet Paper!
Are you a leader? Become a TP Army Corporal!
Free T-Shirt and Toilet Paper! ($30 value!)
Men! Become the face of the TP Army! You are our strength.
You will be in good company…
The TP Army proudly meets at these fine establishments.
Mondays & Fridays 7:00 pm.
Tuesdays & Saturdays 7:00 pm.
Wednesdays & Sundays 7:00 pm.
Thursdays 7:00 pm.
T-Shirt Options
Choose from our ever-growing options of available designs, or create your own design using our TP Army trade mark.
Why the TP Army?
Humanity’s Last Hope
Matt Lambeau
“The TP Army uses words (printed on toilet paper, then launched with leaf bowers), not weapons to battle financial injustice around the world. It’s fun, it’s a party, everyone’s invited, but most importantly, it’s war of words, and nothing more. Please see “The FACTS: Humanity’s Last Hope” to better understand the biblical importance of this “dry bones” army and more importantly, the moral imperative behind it’s purpose. We are on a mission from God but know for certain, we can only succeed with you.” – Matt Lambeau
