A Toilet Paper Party!
Let’s throw toilet paper to protect the poor.
POOR vs. BANKS
“Should we unite to force banks to roll all interest rates back to a simple 2% MAX RATE?”
Sign up to protect your entire family from unfair interest payments.
Recruit for the TP Army?
Make money helping the poor? You make $20/month per recruit.
(ex: 100 recruits $20/month = $2,000/month. 1000 recruits = $20,000/month.)
The Problem?
Every 30 days, or every time the moon passes, the world’s poor people line up like robots to make our ritual “interest payments” to the banks. And we are good robots, we will make exactly 12 interest payments this following year.
The poor pay up to 28% interest… and the rich pay only 1%.
WOMEN LEADERS!
Get your free QR code and Toilet Paper!
Are you a leader? Become a TP Army General!
Free T-Shirt and Toilet Paper! ($30 value!)
Women! Become the face of the TP Army! You are our leaders.
You will be in good company…
MALE LEADERS!
Women will never rule the world without your help.
Get your Free QR code and Toilet Paper!
Are you a leader? Become a TP Army Corporal!
Free T-Shirt and Toilet Paper! ($30 value!)
Men! Become the face of the TP Army! You are our strength.
You will be in good company…
The TP Army proudly meets at these fine establishments.
Mondays & Fridays 7:00 pm.
Tuesdays & Saturdays 7:00 pm.
Wednesdays & Sundays 7:00 pm.
Thursdays 7:00 pm.
T-Shirt Options
Choose from our ever-growing options of available designs, or create your own design using our TP Army trade mark.
Why the TP Army?
Humanity’s Last Hope
Matt Lambeau
“The TP Army uses words (printed on toilet paper, then launched with leaf bowers), not weapons to battle financial injustice around the world. It’s fun, it’s a party, everyone’s invited, but most importantly, it’s war of words, and nothing more. Please see “The FACTS: Humanity’s Last Hope” to better understand the biblical importance of this “dry bones” army and more importantly, the moral imperative behind it’s purpose. We are on a mission from God but know for certain, we can only succeed with you.” – Matt Lambeau
