Corporal ($30 + shipping, no QR code)
A Corporal in the TP Army will receive honorary colors, T-shirt, Toilet Paper, and Bumper Stickers. Truly an inspiration for all who care about the poor.
As a Corporal, you get…
– TP Army prestige!
– TP Army T-Shirt
– TP Army “2% Max Rate” toilet paper
– TP Army stickers